REALTONES

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Funtones

Nametones

Realtones

Voicemail

Full Tracks

X

The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Nametones

Dubstep

Krocha Power

Silvesterstimmung

Weihnachten - Christkindanruf

Weihnachten - Ho Ho Ho

Nametone Eingehend - Alarm! ... Ruft an!

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rap & Chill Out

Hard Rock Punk Style

Volksmusik - Das Waldesecho

Volksmusik - Die Klingeltonbuam

Trance-Style

Tekkno-Style

EM Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Voicemail

Love & Lifestyle

Business

Spells

Christmas

Quickies

Holiyday

Easter & Carnival

Star Wares

Local Originals

All for Kids

Rough

Smoking Pot

Comedy & Fun

Celebs & Stars

Fans & Freaks

Nice & Useful

Cinema & TV

Poetry & Excerpts

X

Divine Intervention [Liberty X]
X [Liberty X]
In My Bed [Liberty X]
Just A Little (bonus track) [Liberty X]
Then There Was You [Liberty X]
Dirty Cash [Liberty X]
Move Ya Body [Liberty X]
Got 2 Have Your Love (bonus track) [Liberty X]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

Where da Boogie At- [Kool and the Gang]
Cherish [Kool and the Gang]
JAZZ [Kool and the Gang]
Jungle Boogie [Kool and the Gang]
Tonight [Kool and the Gang]
Funky Stuff [Liberty X]
Bigg Thangs [Kool and the Gang]
Serious [Kool and the Gang]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Fresh [Kool and the Gang]
Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
Straight Ahead [Kool and the Gang]
Steppin' Out [Kool and the Gang]
Let's Go Dancin' (Ooh, la, la, La) [Kool and the Gang]
Jones vs. Jones [Kool and the Gang]
Celebration [Kool and the Gang]
Joanna [Kool and the Gang]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Run & Kurtis Blow-Bambaataa [04 Freak To This]
Thug Nation & Speech-Kurupt [06 G]
Melle Mel & Grand Puba-Steph Lova-Kid Creole-GQ [11 Bless Da Mic]
Eminem & Royce Da 5'9' [18 Bad And The Evil (New Shrooms mix)]
Legends Of Hip Hop [17 Fifth Element (original version)]
Whodini & Jalil-Ex-Doc Ice [15 Get The Fuck Out Of My Face]
Grandmaster Caz & Busy Bee Starski-GQ-Smooth Approach [10 Make It Hot]
DJ Hollywood & Eddie Cheeba-Lovebug Starski [13 Love Letter]
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Urban Hits

Soundtrack-Drag On Ft Aja-Off The Chain Daddy [Exit Wounds]
Soundtrack-DestinysChild-PerfectMan [RomeoMustDie]
Soundtrack-Lady Luck Ft Redman-Hey Ladies [Exit Wounds]
I Want I Do IGet (FtSpice) [Jimmy Cliff]
Soundtrack-StanleyClarke-SwungOn [RomeoMustDie]
Soundtrack-ChanteMoore-ThisIsATest [RomeoMustDie]
Soundtrack-Non-A-Miss-Revival [Romeo Must Die]
Soundtrack-Playa-Woozy [RomeoMustDie]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Love Letter [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Freak To This [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Get The Fuck Out Of My Face [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Be 4 [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Make It Hot [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Game Of Life [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Playerz [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Nuttin To Do [Legends Of Hip Hop]
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Reggae

Soon Be Done (Dancehall Lick) [Shaggy]
Watch Over My Soul [Anthony B]
Bedroom Bounty Hunter [Shaggy]
Beenie Man_Chakka Dance
Skanky Ft. Junior Reid [Charlie Chaplin Ft Don Carlos]
Some Boy [Mr Vegas]
Sean Paul_Eye Deh A Wi Knee
Poor Man's Cry (feat. Jah Cure) [Anthony B]
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Prominent Voices and Stars

My wife´s a bit of a dog [David Backhome]
Osama pray
No junk food! Pick up!´ [´Arni]
Mr. Prime Minister
Bring christmas back´ [´Arni]
Pope James Frown calling 2
A call for you, Mr. President
My son Taxi [David Backhome]
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Comedy und Fun

I wanna have a nice chat with you
Didgeridoo is completely nuts
Ooh! My turn!
To clear one´s throat
A D R E N A L I N
God is on the line
Mobile phone speaks japanese
Boaring person
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All for kids

Fox You Stole My Goosey Gander
Row Your Boat
Coming Round The Mountains
Little John
Please pick me up!
O my dear friend Augustin
London Bridge
´Hello it´s me´
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All kind of Sounds

Car alarm device
bowl [Wash]
-Snot--
1 [Scrooping wood]
Didgeridoo 5
Steam hooooot
Concerto for hooters
Sneeze
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Sound

Electrical storm
Farmers work
Sparkling wine
02 [Jungle]
Volcano bubbling
Exam at the blackboard
Petshop
01 [Jungle]
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Music

European Anthem [Music Box Melody]
01 [Flourish]
Beat Box [Pimp Of Persia]
Nursery Rhyme X [Music Box Melody]
Happy Birthday [Music Box Melody]
Brring Brring [Dr Love]
Nursery Rhyme V [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme IX [Music Box Melody]
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Cars

+++ 600 GT (1968)
Beetle Cabrio
crashes [Pe+++ot 406]
MG B Roadster (1968)
Hym++ Forklift
MG 1100 (1969)
Sports car 1
Sports car 2
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Animals

Pig squeal 1
Crow 1
2 [Donkey]
2 [Cock]
Ape family
Elephant
Chimpanzee 3
Live from The Houses of Parliament (2)
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SMS arrived

04 [Text arrived]
SMS arrived 08
Idiot Text
Cry of Joy III [Yodel Madness]
01 [Mail coming in]
Alpine Scream Of Joy 1
Text from behind
SMS arrived 10
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Killing sounds

04 [Catkiller]
01 [Catkiller]
Baby cries II
03 [Catkiller]
Child Song with Baby Cry II
01 [Dogkiller]
Baby cries I
02 [Catkiller]
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Horror

In the Netherhells
Ancestral vault
Sick laughter I
Sick laughter IV
Zombhi Ch´lad
Gruesome Gong
Threat on your life II
Monster
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Loops

1 [Industrial Loop]
Bongo Loop
1 [Loop]
01 [Heavy]
1 [Action Loop]
Omen
03 [Cool]
1 [Spring Loop]
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SMS Jingle

10 [Text urgent]
06 [Melody]
08 [Melody]
01 [Text urgent]
16 [Text urgent]
02 [Text urgent]
04 [Melody]
07 [Text urgent]
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Soccer

GER 0 [The final result is in: ENG 3]
´ ITALIA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
´ SAUDI-ARABIA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
´ BRASILIA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Sweden - Sports [National Anthem]
Iran - Sports [National Anthem]
Ivory Coast - Sports [National Anthem]
´TRINIDAD-TOBAGO !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
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Christmas

Have a Goddamn great Xmas!!
Dreamy XMAS Ambience II
Gay Ren: Pink Christmas
Gali Jeeh: Borat (parody)
Good Christian Men, Rejoice
Cockney Xmas
Crazy XMAS Songs: Christmas Horn
Crazy XMAS Songs: Christmas Whistling
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Halloween

Cpt. Sandhi´s Air India Halloween Hell
Queen (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Ghost wishes Happy Halloween
Jick Magger (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Drunken Ghost Farting
Drunken Ghost hiccup
Halloween in Liverpool
Ghost Drunk and Singing
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Motorbikes

+++ 620 Start
+++ 620 passing
Biker in ecstasy
+++ 300 passing
400 Start [VFR]
passes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
1000 passing [FZR]
Ky+++ passing
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Crazy

Marihuana Express [Cpt. Spliffhanger]
S A T A N
Right hand.
Alpine Jazz II [Yodel Madness]
Superjap
When I´m good and ready.
Cry of Joy I [Yodel Madness]
Cry of Joy IV [Yodel Madness]
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Announces

Virus alert!
Warning! Owner is a fashion designer! (m)
head! [Warning! Owner is a Wreck]
up for free! [One pick]
Warning! Owner is a rock star (m)
Hello, this is Paris calling!
Request to come to the phone!
Attention! Owner is very romantic!
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Dialect

Pick up fat git-2 [Australian]
Answer the phone you daft cow!
I reckon it´s like a shag.
Lord love us! (Liverpool)
Cockney phone crisis #3 (Liverpool)
Cockney phone crisis #2 (London)
Crazy Italian: A good idea to pick up the telephone
Scottish advisor!
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Science-Fiction

Megaclite [The Planets]
Mars [The Planets]
answer the phone! [Mr Skywalker]
tech radiator [X]
Attention! Extraterrestric signal [Robot]
Calypso [The Planets]
the phone´ [´Captain]
Enceladus [The Planets]
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Winter

Snowboard: Hole in one
Jiihaaah!
2 [Snowboarder´s Delight]
Snowboard: Nose Bone
Snowboarder´s Delight
Snowboard: Boneless
Scroop
Snowboard: Potato Peeler
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The Mad Frog

The Mad Frog is high
The Mad Frog is f+++++g
The Mad Frog is puking
02 [The Mad Frog]
Gangbang [The Mad Frog]
New Year´s Waltz [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is riding his baby!
The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
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Yourbox-Stars

O Little Town Of Bethlehem
Little John
One Man Went To Mow
Good Christian Men, Rejoice
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
Away In A Manger
Jingle Bells
Row Your Boat
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Wake-up calls

Orange Juice [Good Morning]
Turqoise Morning Mood
Bacon [Good Morning]
Strawberry Marmalade [Good Morning]
Yellow Morning Mood
Red Morning Mood
Steel Blue Morning Mood
Egg [Good Morning]
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Easter

Crazy Text Message [Randy Ralph]
Easter Bunny From Dublin
Disco Star [Randy Ralph]
German Rabbit from Frankfurt
Michael [Easter Bunny]
Text Message-02 [Randy Ralph]
The Sounds Of Easter
Eggs out of my ass [Easter Bunny]
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New Year´s Eve

Not again.That f...
Cracker [Fireworks]
Blondy´s last new year´s eve
New year´s eve at Blondy´s
New year´s eve whistle
Pummerin (Curchbell of Vienna Stephansdom)
Good fairy.
New year´s eve and whistle
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Just Like A Kiss [Smoking]
I Will Do So! [If I Like To Smoke]
To Smoke Or Not To Smoke
Smoking makes Sexy
A Non Smoker Poem
I Love Smoking!
Smoking Is Digging Your Grave
Smoker Coughing
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Asian Cocktail

Cpt. Sandhi vomits
Cpt. Sandhi and the diarrhea sign
Indian: ´You bastard!´
Cpt. Sandhi locked in the cockpit
Rajiv apologizes for a delay
Singing Indian II
Rajiv has a little problem
Captain Sandhi locked in the toilet
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Sports

40 [Wimbledon: Love]
GREAT!!! [The Tour de France is over]
Wimbledon: There goes the ball...
Rain in Wimbledon
Manchester: 15 [Bristol City: 1]
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Astros!
1 [Bicycle Bell]
Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Cold voice
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Carnival

Dirty laughter
6 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
Tataaaaaaahh (vocal)
Yo man, it´s Carnival time!!!
Diva´s Laughter
2 [The Mad Frog is pissed]
Fred, the fag smiles a warm smileFred, the fag smiles a warm smile
Super Slow Motion Laughter
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ACTION

Morse signal
Sabotage Dynamite
OP Battlefield: We´re in a situation here!
Cannonfire
Howitzer 105mm
Automatic Sniper Rifle
Shooter scenario
OP Battlefield: Looks like an telephone call!
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Stereo - FX

Flight Of The Bumble Jet Bee
Jungle Fever
Buzzing Future Car
Crash Test Dummy
Maserati [Diesel]
Fat Car
Autosuggestion
Disturbed Radio
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Mozart

Symphony in the mastcator [The Jupiter]
Rondo Alla Turka in the masticator
Flute in the masticator [The Magic]
Shaky´s Kleine Nachtmusik
Nymphony No. 40 (feat. Shaky)
Major Piano Sonata [Rehearsing the C]
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
Kleine Nachtmusik in the masticator
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

2 [Superblair]
Curryman
Superchelsea
Superphone
It´s Superphone
Supernews
SuperMANU
Superwolves
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Movie Special: Pirates

livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
Fearless Pirates
Call ahoy!
Luscious Buccaneers [Queen of the Pirates]
Shut yer beak!
Prepare to Board
Land ahoy!
Davy Jones’ Locker
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Baby Special

Nursery Rhyme IV [Music Box Melody]
Child Song and Baby Cry III
Holzhackerbuam [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme III [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme X [Music Box Melody]
Happy Birthday [Music Box Melody]
Bird wedding [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme VI [Music Box Melody]
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Stop the War!

As the bombs keep on falling...
The power of love
Stop the war !!!
Mobiles against the war !!!
You bunch of pricks !!!
Make some love !!!
Give peace a chance
Stop f+++ing killing people !!!
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Xtreme Soundz

1 [Kung Fu]
moaning [Mega]
Torture in the club
Superasshole (Metal)
Scotish animal massacre
Chainsaw massacre
Drill me baby
Supercunt (Metal)
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Business

An urgent call from the Prime Minister!
I´ll connect! [Mr. President! An urgent call]
Sorry boss! It´s an urgent call!