REALTONES

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Funtones

Realtones

Full Tracks

X

The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

X

It's OK [Liberty X]
Move Ya Body [Liberty X]
Dirty Cash [Liberty X]
In My Bed [Liberty X]
Shotgun [Liberty X]
Got 2 Have Your Love (bonus track) [Liberty X]
X [Liberty X]
Divine Intervention [Liberty X]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

JAZZ [Kool and the Gang]
In the Heart [Kool and the Gang]
Jungle Boogie [Kool and the Gang]
Misled [Kool and the Gang]
Bigg Thangs [Kool and the Gang]
Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
Take My Heart (You Can Have It If You Want It) [Kool and the Gang]
Where da Boogie At- [Kool and the Gang]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Joanna [Kool and the Gang]
Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
Summer Madness [Kool and the Gang]
Cherish [Kool and the Gang]
Straight Ahead [Kool and the Gang]
Too Hot [Kool and the Gang]
Let's Go Dancin' (Ooh, la, la, La) [Kool and the Gang]
Fresh [Kool and the Gang]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Cee-Lo & Yin Yang Twins-Kurtis Blow [08 Playerz]
TOP & Kurtis Blow-Dota Rock-Melle Mel [16 Big Picture]
DLB & Mr. Cheeks-LA Sunshine [09 Major League]
DJ Hollywood & Eddie Cheeba-Lovebug Starski [13 Love Letter]
Run & Kurtis Blow-Bambaataa [04 Freak To This]
Whodini & Jalil-Ex-Doc Ice [15 Get The Fuck Out Of My Face]
Grandmaster Caz & Busy Bee Starski-GQ-Smooth Approach [10 Make It Hot]
Eminem & Royce Da 5'9' [02 Nuttin' To Do]
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Urban Hits

Soundtrack-Dave Bing-Somebody Gonna Die Tonight [Romeo Must Die]
Soundtrack-DestinysChild-PerfectMan [RomeoMustDie]
Soundtrack-Mack 10 Thugz [Romeo Must Die]
Soundtrack-Black Child Ft JaRule-State To State [Exit Wounds]
Terror(September11th) [JimmyCliff]
OverTheBorder(FtJoeStrummer) [JimmyCliff]
Soundtrack-Memphis Bleek [Exit Wounds]
WarInJerusulam [JimmyCliff]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Major League [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Fifth Element(Original Version) [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Shake Them Hips [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Get The Fuck Out Of My Face [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Big Picture [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Make It Hot [Legends Of Hip Hop]
The Fifth Element(Beathoavenz Remix) [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Freak To This [Legends Of Hip Hop]
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Reggae

A-Mouse - Noah's Ark [Eek]
2000 Began [Elephant Man]
proof [Beenie Man_Bullet]
Position [Mr Vegas]
Love How Them Flex [Shaggy]
Jump Around [Mr Vegas]
Kokane [Mr Vegas]
Beenie Man_Frame I And I
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Prominent Voices and Stars

´I never had a sexual relationship´ [Bill C.]
so you vote 4 this: [You vote 4 G.W.]
Me and W.´ [´Arni]
Osama Bin Laden calling
I wanna speak just with you
Pope James Frown calling 1
Pope mobile
My son Taxi [David Backhome]
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Comedy und Fun

Tataaaaaaahh (vocal)
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
pick up the phone! [You are always working]
Big tits! Pick up the phone!
Hello! Phone!
Funeral phone
Playboy´s whistle
Brring brrring
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All for kids

Row Your Boat
One Man Went To Mow
Hello! It´s me, your mobile!
At Dawn To The Mountains
There´s A Hole In My Bucket
Children´s Song (Do You Kazoo?)
Child coughing
Laughing Mobile
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All kind of Sounds

SMS arrived 05
Hair dressing machine
Didgeridoo 6
Old telephone ringing 2
Morse signal
Hand bell
Industronics Empire [Loop Arts]
Jumpings into the water
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Sound

Cows at the creek
Open air bath
Exam at the blackboard
Creek
Farmers work
Petshop
Electrical storm
Airport
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Music

Steam organ 2
02 [Flourish]
08 [Indian]
Telephone Honey! [Dr Love]
01 [Funny Piano]
Superprick (Metal)
Spring [Whisteling Vivaldi]
Anthem Austria [Music Box Melody]
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Cars

Triumph Stag (1972)
+++ 520 Start
Car horn concert
GTI VR 6 crashes
Sports car 2
Truck Horn
+++ 600 GT (1968)
+++ 520 passing
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Animals

Elephant
The extremely lone cricket
Live from The Houses of Parliament (1)
01 [Dinosaur]
Gorilla
Cat meowing
Lounge lizard
Chicken 2
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SMS arrived

Sex MMS
SMS arrived 08
SMS arrived 11
02 [Its me, honey]
03 [Text arrvied]
Text from behind
02 [MMS for you]
01 [MMS arrived]
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Killing sounds

02 [Dogkiller]
Baby cries I
Baby cries II
01 [Catkiller]
Child Song and Baby Crying I
02 [Catkiller]
04 [Catkiller]
03 [Dogkiller]
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Horror

Gruesome Gong
Execution
Tarantula
Cpt Sandhi´s going berserk!
Burn In Hell
Vortex temporum
Happy Halloween I
Threat on your life II
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Loops

3 [Loop]
01 [Fast]
03 [Fast]
3 [Electric Loop]
2 [Electric Loop]
1 [Industrial Loop]
03 [News]
2 [Loop]
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SMS Jingle

15 [Text urgent]
03 [Melody]
07 [Text urgent]
11 [Text urgent]
07 [Melody]
03 [Text urgent]
05 [Melody]
10 [Melody]
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Soccer

´ BRAZIL !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
´ FRANCE !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Pick up the phone you fu+++´n c++t
Poland - Sports [National Anthem]
´COTE IVOIRE !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
´TUNESIA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Iran - Sports [National Anthem]
´ IRAN !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
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Christmas

Drunk Xmas
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
Tune and Child´s Laughter [XMAS Ambience]
Have a great Xmas, Yo!!
Ho, ho, ho my ass
XMAS Ambience & Happy Whistlening III
XMAS Rythm II
Away In A Manger
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Halloween

Fart [Ghost Cider]
Happy bloody Halloween, you bastards!
Happy Halloween from Amsterdam I
Queen (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Happy Halloween from Mexico
Happy Halloween from Russia I
Happy Halloween from Russia II
Oh My God
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Motorbikes

Biker in ecstasy
passes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
400 Start [VFR]
+++ 300 passing
passes [Ri++++r (9 HP)]
+++ 250 Start
Ky+++ passing
+++ 620 Start
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Crazy

Important message!
S A T A N
Superjap
Six Pack [Kim Jong Il]
BRUTAL! Don't try this at home!
What about Movie Channel [Kim Jong Il]
The Master is breaking your will
Stupid [Kim Jong Il]
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Announces

Welsh shop announcement
Warning! Owner is a tank driver (m)
Warning! Owner is a Secret Agent!
Warning! Owner is a plastic surgeon (m).
Answering phone process started
The woman of your dreams
lifter (m) [Warning! Owner is a shirt]
Attention! Owner is over 40!
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Dialect

Manchester phone crisis!
No botting tonight.
Farmer Palmer phone crisis! (Scotland)
Answer the phone you daft cow!
Pick up fat git-2 [UK]
Call from South Africa
Farmer Palmer phone crisis #5 (Manchester)
Happy Christmas? Kiss my arse! (N. Ireland)
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Science-Fiction

Galatea [The Planets]
tech analyzer [X]
Alliance Radio Code
Miranda [The Planets]
Musical alien
Albiroix [The Planets]
´Dark Telephone Force´
Callisto [The Planets]
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Winter

W+++ing in a winter wonderland
Woooah! SEEEEXY!
Tyrolienne
Chall it does is shnow and shnow!
Snowboard: Nuclear
Warning! Owner is a ski teacher! (m)
Jiihaaah!
Scroop
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The Mad Frog

The Mad Frog is f+++++g
The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
The Mad Frog is riding his baby!
02 [The Mad Frog]
01 [The Mad Frog]
New Year´s Waltz [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is high
The Mad Frog is puking
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Yourbox-Stars

God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
There´s A Hole In My Bucket
O my dear friend Augustin
The Mulberry Bush
O Little Town Of Bethlehem
Away In A Manger
London Bridge
Row Your Boat
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Wake-up calls

Turqoise Morning Mood
Blue Morning Mood
Brick Red Morning Mood
Orange Morning Mood
Green Morning Mood
Bacon [Good Morning]
Indigo Yellow Morning Mood
Orange Juice [Good Morning]
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Easter

Fans cheering for the Easter Bunny
German Rabbit from Frankfurt
Shaggysong [Randy Ralph]
Crazy Text Message [Randy Ralph]
Don´t fuck with me [Easter Bunny]
Gay Easter Bunny
Michael [Easter Bunny]
Easter Bunny From Dublin
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New Year´s Eve

New year´s eve and whistle
New year´s eve whistle
New year´s eve at Blondy´s
Pummerin (Curchbell of Vienna Stephansdom)
Cracker [Fireworks]
Rocket and Bang [Fireworks]
New year´s eve with church bells
New year´s eve party
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Smoking makes Sexy
Smoker - Taste the Difference [Kiss A Non]
This Phone Breathes Smoke Free Air
I Will Do So! [If I Like To Smoke]
Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard I
I Love Smoking!
Cigarettes Are Long And Thin
Smoking Doesn´t Make You Cool
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Asian Cocktail

Rajiv sings for you
We are going to crash, we are going to die!!
Captain Sandhi has a big knob
Indian gobbledygook III
Indian: Answer bloody phone
Rajiv: Fuel empty!
Cpt. Sandhi: 30.000 mph
Indian: Phone rings not for fun!
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Sports

Pileup at the Tour de France
4-3-2-1-E L A T I O N !!! [5]
Wimbledon: Shaky vs. Froggy
2 [Bicycle Bell]
Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Table tennis
What an idiot!!! [TdF]
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Oakland!
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Carnival

4 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
Hyperventilating Clown
Yo man, it´s Carnival time!!!
6 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
The Drag Queen enjoys
1 [The Mad Frog is pissed]
2 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
2 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
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ACTION

Howitzer 105mm
OP Battlefield: Yeeehaaa...it´s the bomb!
Semiautomatic Sniper Rifle
AK 47 Reload and barrage
OP Battlefield: Artillery needs cordinates!
Gun with two barrels
Browning Attack
Automatic Sniper Rifle
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Stereo - FX

Wet Dream
Engaged
Flight Of The Bumble Jet Bee
Crash Test Dummy
Insane Guitar
Tse Fly With Propellor [Tse]
Beware Of The Rotor
Grandma´s Alright
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Mozart

Figaro in the masticator
Figaro vs. Shaky
Major Piano Sonata [Rehearsing the C]
Major-Sonata in the masticator [The A]
Nymphony No. 40 (feat. Shaky)
Symphony in the mastcator [The Jupiter]
Flute in the masticator [The Magic]
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Superchelsea
Superwolves
SuperMANU
Supercaine
2 [Superblair]
Supercabdriver
Supersandhi
Curryman
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Movie Special: Pirates

Shut yer beak!
livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
Prepare to Board
Mobile Pirates
Luscious Buccaneers [Queen of the Pirates]
Fearless Pirates
Davy Jones’ Locker
Call ahoy!
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Baby Special

Nursery Rhyme II [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme V [Music Box Melody]
Holzhackerbuam [Music Box Melody]
European Anthem [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme VIII [Music Box Melody]
Child Song and Baby Cry III
Nursery Rhyme I [Music Box Melody]
Per Elise [Music Box Melody]
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Stop the War!

Stop the war !!!
the-war organisation !!! [Join a stop]
war telephone [This is an anti]
The power of love
Give peace a chance
You bunch of pricks !!!
As the bombs keep on falling...
Mobiles against the war !!!
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Xtreme Soundz

Xtreme Baby II
Alarm Siren (Do You Kazoo?)
Monster in the tank
2 [Kung Fu]
Wamm wamm aaargh
moaning [Mega]
Supercunt (Metal)
Xtreme Police Action
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Business

An urgent call from the President!
An urgent call from the Prime Minister!
I´ll connect! [Mr. President! An urgent call]
Professor! An urgent call!
I´ll connect! [Doctor! An urgent call]
I´ll co [Mr. General manager, sir! An urgent call]
Sorry boss! It´s an urgent call!
Discreet ringing
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Motion Pictures and TV

006 calling
Hello Pike, you stupid boy!
Spanish Inquisition
Star melody singers
Classic space melody
Pick up or get terminated´ [´Arni]
Lou and A.´s telephone argument
We got him!
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SMS Sounds

The lady whith the horsewhip
Door bell
Vibrator Alert
Police Alarm Slow [USA]
02 [Text Sound]