REALTONES

Funtones

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Funtones

Realtones

Full Tracks

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The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Prominent Voices and Stars

I know what we need´ [´Arni]
Bring christmas back´ [´Arni]
so you vote 4 this: [You vote 4 G.W.]
You Lazy Bastard´ [´Arni]
Vibrator´ [´Arni]
No need to register´ [´Arni]
Prince Charles is feeling horse!
EXTRA!! EXTRA!! George Bush scandal!!
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Comedy und Fun

Kleine Nachtmusik in the masticator
Till death do us part...
Crazy Laughing 2
Hello Master, it´s your phone
Mobile phone speaks japanese
Comic masacre
I´ve got the bombs osama!
Bloody irresponsible!!
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All for kids

Please pick me up!
If You´re Happy And You Know It
One Man Went To Mow
O my dear friend Augustin
Magic
´Hello it´s me´
Row Your Boat
Ring Around The Rosie
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All kind of Sounds

Loo
Old horn
Cine camera
dryer [Hair]
Bomb impact
07 [SMS arrived]
Big Ben
SMS arrived 05
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Sound

Creek
Radio tuning
Exam at the blackboard
Sparkling wine
02 [Jungle]
Hail
For whom the cowbell tolls...
Perfect Putt
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Music

03 [Indian]
Alcoholic sings
Fanfare ´Tagwache´ Germany
Nursery Rhyme X [Music Box Melody]
Fanfare ´Zapfenstreich´ Germany
Superpussy (Metal)
Sitar
07 [Indian]
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Cars

Targa-passes [CRX]
Ri++++r (9 HÜ) slides
8-passes [Civic EG]
Po++++e 911 S (1966)
9-Abfahrt-crashes [Civic EJ]
pedal [GTI VR 6 pressing the accel]
+++ 520 passing
Po++++e 356 SC Cabrio
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Animals

Cow
Elephant
Hoarse horses
Chicken 2
The ticklish cockatoo
2 [Songbird]
Dog barkling
Chimpanzee 3
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SMS arrived

SMS arrived 10
SMS arrived 09
SMS arrived 08
06 [Text arrived]
02 [Spam MMS]
Cry of Joy III [Yodel Madness]
01 [Mail coming in]
MMS-03 [Spam]
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Killing sounds

02 [Catkiller]
01 [Catkiller]
01 [Dogkiller]
Child Song with Baby Cry II
04 [Catkiller]
02 [Dogkiller]
03 [Dogkiller]
Child Song and Baby Cry III
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Horror

Stranglehold I [Halloween]
Happy Halloween I
Statan is Calling
Monster
Satan Pick Up (Reversed Horror)
Tarantula
Hellraiser
Scary Laughter III
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Loops

01 [Techno Loop]
01 [Dance Loop]
2 [Loop]
04 [Cool]
01 [Reggae]
02 [Cool]
1 [Fresh Loop]
2 [Electric Loop]
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SMS Jingle

13 [Melody]
04 [Text urgent]
06 [Melody]
11 [Melody]
12 [Text urgent]
10 [Melody]
08 [Text urgent]
05 [Melody]
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Soccer

Brazil - Sports [National Anthem]
Australia - Sports [National Anthem]
Can Network get through? Oh, yes!!!
´AUSTRALIA !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Fingers passes to Keypad!
he´s found a gap! [Short ball to Connection]
Pick up the phone 2 [Fans]
´ POLAND !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
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Christmas

Tree [Crazy XMAS Songs: Belch]
Ho bloody Ho: censored
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
Crazy XMAS Songs: O Christmas Tree
Gali Jeeh: Borat (parody)
It´s XMAS again
Santa wishes Merry Xmas.. yawn!...
Have a great Xmas, Yo!!
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Halloween

Happy Halloween from Russia I
Drunken Ghost Belching
The Master is breaking your will
Happy Halloween from Russia III
Oh My God
Drunken Ghost Farting
Happy Halloween from Russia II
G.W. frightens the world! (parody)
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Motorbikes

passes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
1000 passing [FZR]
Crash [Ri++++r (9 HP)]
+++ 250 Start
400 Start [VFR]
+++ 620 Start
+++ 250 passing
Crashes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
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Crazy

Overdrive [Birds]
S A T A N
Stupid [Kim Jong Il]
Outrunning battery 1
Cry of Joy IV [Yodel Madness]
Cry of Joy III [Yodel Madness]
Are you Punks [Kim Jong Il]
Don´t drink and fly [Cpt. Whisky]
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Announces

BBC News 2
Warning! Owner is a plastic surgeon (m).
Spam filter
Attention! Owner is very romantic!
up! [Last call for pick]
Request to come to the phone!
lifter (m) [Warning! Owner is a shirt]
Attention! Free fall parachute teacher (m).
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Dialect

Irish phone crisis.
Farmer Palmer´phone crisis #3
Pick up fat git-1 [Australian]
No botting tonight.
Farmer Palmer phone crisis #2 (Scotland)
Happy Christmas? Kiss my arse! (N. Ireland)
Supersandhi
Pick up fat git-2 [Australian]
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Science-Fiction

SMS arrived [Robot]
tech analyzer [X]
Prospero [The Planets]
Attention! Extraterrestric signal [Robot]
This is an important message
Umbriel [The Planets]
Triton [The Planets]
Enceladus [The Planets]
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Winter

Men´s Beverage Slalom
Chall it does is shnow and shnow!
Jiihaaah!
Juhuhuhhui
Snowboard: Blender
chit it cold [This is winter time]
Snowboard: Nuclear
Snowboard: Moby Dick
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The Mad Frog

The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
The Mad Frog j+++++g
Gangbang [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is high
02 [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is crying
The Mad Frog is f+++++g
The Mad Frog is puking
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Yourbox-Stars

Shaggysong [Randy Ralph]
Hi it´s Love [Dr Love]
There´s A Hole In My Bucket
Deck The Halls
London Bridge
Fox You Stole My Goosey Gander
If You´re Happy And You Know It
Telephone Honey! [Dr Love]
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Wake-up calls

Blue Morning Mood
Steel Blue Morning Mood
Violet Morning Mood
Indigo Yellow Morning Mood
Orange Morning Mood
Orange Juice [Good Morning]
Bacon [Good Morning]
Toast [Good Morning]
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Easter

Text Message-02 [Randy Ralph]
The Sounds Of Easter
Emergency [Randy Ralph]
Michael [Easter Bunny]
Crazy Text Message [Randy Ralph]
Disco Star [Randy Ralph]
ordinary [Rabbit Xtra]
Don´t fuck with me [Easter Bunny]
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New Year´s Eve

Blondy can count
Pummerin (Curchbell of Vienna Stephansdom)
New year´s eve and whistle
New year´s eve at Blondy´s
New year´s eve party
New year´s eve whistle
New year´s eve Fart
Blondy´s last new year´s eve
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

I Love Smoking!
To Smoke Or Not To Smoke
This Mobile Phone Breaths For NonSmokers
Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard II
Cigarettes Are Long And Thin
Smoking Doesn´t Make You Cool
Smoking Is Digging Your Grave
A Non Smoker Poem
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Asian Cocktail

Singing Indian XI
Captain Sandhi is most happy to serve you
Cpt. Sandhi calling from the toilet
Indian outraged
Singing Indian IX
Singing Indian XII
Cpt. Sandhi looking for the cockpit
Rajiv apologizes for a delay
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Sports

Baseball Fans: Let´s go Brewers!
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Pirates!
E C W ! E C W ! E C W ! E C W !
GREAT!!! [The Tour de France is over]
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Mets!
Tennis match with applause
Washy Wimbledon [Wishy]
News from the cycling cycles [TdF]
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Carnival

Everybody dance to the carnival!!!
Hyperventilating Clown
3 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
A-R-N-I-V-A-L !!! [C]
2 [The Mad Frog is pissed]
Fred, the fag is a bon vivant
Fred, the fag smiles a warm smileFred, the fag smiles a warm smile
Smoker´s Laughter
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ACTION

Howitzer 105mm
Gun with two barrels
AK 47 reload and shots
Cannonfire
Shotgun shots
Shooter scenario
Miltary Radiotraffic and Alarm
OP Battlefield: Looks like trouble!
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Stereo - FX

Buzzing Future Car
Fat Car
Beware Of The Rotor
Disturbed Radio
Arguing Robots
Trial Dial
Sin City
Babbling Pixie
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Mozart

Figaro in the masticator
Alla Turka (feat. Shaky)
Major Concert for hooters [D]
Figaro vs. Shaky
Nymphony No. 40 (feat. Shaky)
Major-Sonata in the masticator [The A]
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
Coronation Mass feat. Shaky
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Superquote
Superpickup
Notahumanbeing
Superaussie
Curryman
Superwolves
Kryptonite
SuperMANU
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Movie Special: Pirates

Call ahoy!
Luscious Buccaneers [Queen of the Pirates]
Shut yer beak!
Mobile Pirates
livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
Fearless Pirates
Land ahoy!
Pirates, arrrre you rrreadyyy?
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Baby Special

A little Night Music [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme IV [Music Box Melody]
Anthem Austria [Music Box Melody]
Squeaking terror
Per Elise [Music Box Melody]
Anthem GDR [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme IX [Music Box Melody]
Baby cries II
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Stop the War!

Mobiles against the war !!!
Symbols of human failure
the-war organisation !!! [Join a stop]
war telephone [This is an anti]
As the bombs keep on falling...
Stop the war !!!
Stop f+++ing killing people !!!
You bunch of pricks !!!
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Xtreme Soundz

2 [Megafart]
Cry of Joy I [Yodel Madness]
Xtreme Baby II
3 [Kung Fu]
Megafart
Squeaking terror
Stertorous industrial beat
Industrial vomit
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Business

An urgent call from the President!
I´ll co [Mr. General manager, sir! An urgent call]
I´ll connect! [Doctor! An urgent call]
An urgent call from the Prime Minister!
Professor! An urgent call!
Discreet ringing
Sorry boss! It´s an urgent call!
I´ll connect! [Mr. President! An urgent call]
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Motion Pictures and TV

Spanish Inquisition
I have the papers!´ [´Hello Mr. Bond]
And now for something completely different
Argentina - Sports [National Anthem]
Pick up or get terminated´ [´Arni]
Pick up young Skywalker
Be+++s and Bu++++ad
006 calling
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SMS Sounds

Busy signal
Flood Alert
Hammond Organ
Sparkling wine
Old Alarm Device 1932
15 [Message]
12 [Message]
20 [Message]
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Content Special

Cuckoo Song (Do You Kazoo?)
Solo (Do You Kazoo?)
Drowning Olympic Torch [Olympic Protest]
Olympic Games: Swimming In The Shark Pool
Boogie Woogie (Do You Kazoo?)
Disco 1980 (Do You Kazoo?)
Disco 1970 (Do You Kazoo?)
Alarm Siren (Do You Kazoo?)
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